This is me, now. This is the story of how i mature, grow and learn. of course the most important thing, its major way of getting attention fo rmyself!

Saturday, February 01, 2003

*writes something about hot topless italians, just to amuse Jenny*

Now as you all know when i want to give something a prize i give them a 1 up 'shoom and if its something SUPER DUPER UBER INCREDIBLY special its a golden 1 up 'shroom. Anyone that plays mario knows that mushroms are all good and csuch, i'd say 1up mushrooms are about equal to mega mushroom golden 1 up mushrooms are about equal so super mega mushrooms ( but not when i refer to super mega mushrooms in this blog) and everyone knows that in mario party, mushrooms mean nothing, and compared to this BRAND NEW award, the forementioned Golden 1 up Mushroom, seems like mushroom, now who knows what the highest possible award available in Mario Party is? thats right its a star, so here is something even better than a star, here is a GOLDEN STAR thats right folks im introducing the Golden Star award

SO to Jenny The Golden Star Award
Finally actually talking to chris baker, i know it doesnt seem like much but for jenny, for me this would be like, Nintendo merging with Sega Capcom Nameco Rare Retro Studios Silicon Knights Yahoo Apple computers and AOL Time Warner OR for normal people, winning the lottery with the prize being lots of hot cars women and a hellofalot of money

Friday, January 31, 2003

I have a feeling i will be getting much more traffic in the coming days, now on to the post

Camp, Day 1
Went to camp, listened to them saying stuff abour stuff nothing consequential important or moderately interesting, then we broke up and went to activities. I went to rock climbing and just chatted to jared, mitch, mitch, Aaron, nick well lots of cool people. Harnesses are very... acentuative... then we had lunch. it was crap. it was. stop argueing. now. good. anyways! after lunch i went with some people to the "high ropes course" where we proceeded to leave, and go play cards. I taught them how to play "Screw Your Neighbor" that was one of the BEST parts of (i mis typed of 3 times) the trip. i love teaching. then we went back sat around and talked about, again, nothing consequential. After dinner we went to the "slanty shanty" ah the shanty of shanties. well almost. just bummed around , after all it is "tomorrow" that everything happens

"Tomorrow" or Day 2:

Get up, we have to go to "bernie" a motivational speaker, need i say more? We went to the first (i cant think of the right word so i'll say) episode. at the end he said that it was "optional" to come back. so being disdainfull (No i dont know what that means its just one of the words i use to describe teenagers) teenagers we didnt go back. then the teachers realised we didnt go back and had to be sheep hearders. anyways me and my friends convinced them that it was bad, so we didnt have to go back untill after the middle SESSION Thats the word i was looking for. But caroline had to go because we were sitting in the boys cabbins so i went with her to keep her company.

we went up by the food , and to refresh our drink,. we were sitting talking about for the third time, nothing conseqential, or mildy consiquential i remember being kinda...uhh ish when Mrs Alderson came around the corner. Caroline and Mrs alderson then conversed for a while, i really like Mrs Alderson, but i just can not talk to people i dont know for long periods of time. though i do know her. but not as a friend. ANYWAYS she agreed that the bernie thing was stupid but that it was good for some kids. we then had lunch and went in for the afternoon session which was just signing up for school groups, i signed up for the formal comittee i want a masquerade ball DAMNIT .

After that free time closely followed by dinner. after dinner (geez i feel like a broken record after x we did y then z after z we did a then b etc etc)we went and chatted at the slanty shanty. and we thought we didn a sort of opposite of the bernie thing where we went around the circle and said what we didnt like about each other, which was good (but i cant remember what people said, but i ddont think there was anything too major[jared scared the hell out of me when he was like ooh i want to do you {not in the sexual way damnit}]) and then after we had said that we did it with compliments I almost cried it was all so nice

of course it was about then the the "Luke Fiasco"

I'm going to leave it there for now i can't focus and im far too tired...

Sunday, January 26, 2003

Well if it is infact Jazz in Chicago then i like Jazz, although i think something else, and shutup because im not sure what.

FUCKING GONE MOTIVATION, i was SSSSOOOOO motivated i was studying on a daily basis going to the gym then i came to a god damn fucking conclusion, WHY????

I KNOW WHY IM NOT WRITING HERE SO MUCH!!! i took sams advice. and am doing things about stuff im not jsut complaining but i'll actually voice my opinion... more often. and there was something i was going to say to someone....but i cant remember now.

I bet if aaron sees Chicago he will be like THAT IS MIKE TO A T or, ooh women in skimpy clothes, eitherway i'll be entertained.. to a T

DAMNIT I WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING SOOO BAD but i cant.

I just saw chicago. it was the story of ME,well you know what I mean. The flashes of fame, the marketting, the shameless self promotion,

why is it i can give advice on situations im in, i mean i give it then im like hey yeah that DOES make alotta sense.

*ponders briefly*

Why are my blog entries getting shorter and less interesting, i mean i make a few statements about self, maybe an onbservation about the world

I suddenly feel like crying, maybe im jealous opf the fame that Roxy got in Chicago
Maybe i've realised theres no point
Maybe i havent

And now im making sentances that should end with "..." so this means that
A) mike should go to bed
B) mike should stay up and make more sentances that shoudl end with "..."
C) Mike should move to chicago murder someone and overly publicise it
D) mike should get help
E)mike should re inforce his rule of not writing blog entries after 11

I'm so excited and i just cant fight it im about to lose control and i think i like it! im going to see chicago tonight!!! your jealous arent you? ARENT YOU? i knew it...

Well Tom's (not hughston) all better, so thats all good

i almost broke one of my new years resolutions...more so. i said i wasnt going to blog or write emails after 11 i ALMOST wrote and email at 1:22 and after remembering what i was going to write... i was going to write an email about apearing normal LOL

Eugh have you seen Christina Aguilera's latest clip "beautiful" eugh she doesnt respect social convention, (at least i understand ONE social convention, lack in gayness in public) whereas christana's like oooh gay people lets have them kiss in my video clip!!! ummmm... NO scott!

I really don't see how anyone can find this interesting.... i dont see why any one would read it i mean i sit here and talk jibberish, i mean some statement i make (which invariably occur after 11) are just stupid.espescially anything that ends with "..." i know how to sum it up

PFFFT

Aaron could never be perfect for one simple reason, and its the same reason that almost everyone i know has for their lack of perfection, their name is not Aiden. other than that however *sticks tongue out at anyone that it would be relevant ...like the pope*

Damn parents, make decisions so diffi - fucking - cult

My mom is insane,
My dad is insane,
I guess its no surpirise that im Insane and my brothers insane

THATS WHAT I WANTED TO WRITE fuck i think i will still write it.