ok move over freddie prinze jr and brn affleck step aside pavel, latest hollywood yahottie : Ethan Embry. he was in cant hardly wait that thing you do and the gay guy in sweet home alabama, except hes not fotogenic when you see him in a movie though *drools* though i think he is running the risk of being tight cast, or maybe he just has that sort of face / bad actoar so all his character turn out the same, he has lopsided eyelids though which gives him this cute dopey sorta look

Ok i have it narrowed down to one of two options, right now i either feel happy, ... or... sad.... maybe i can be more specific, content .... or empty.

I saw a movie and am proud to say that one of my friends was wrong, gay men are not always portreyed nagatively in the movies, there was a most delightful queer fellong in Sweet Home Alabama he was one of the two best looking characters there, and right from the moment he stepped onscreen i was like, god i sure as hell hope he's gay.. anyways he was portreyes as the single nices (possibly second nicest) guy in the film. actually there were two gay guys in the movie, the other one however was the stereotypic gay, but we were still supposed to like him.

I don't like silence, i dont like loud noise, i like soft, calm or happy music.

I saw the best Advertisement, as soon as it started i leant over to ingrid and was like whatever this commercial is selling, i want. of course i already had what it was advertising, and it was free aswell. it was a don't smoke commercial. though i know that movie ads aren't what they need TV ad's are for branding and notifying about a new product, so this means that they are trying to make not smoking cool. thats not going to be easy, maybe they could try something like the apple swich ads, actually it was a little about the apple switch ads, infact i think this ad was almost perfect. damn i want to start smoking so i can quit. it almost worked like a book they developed a character of a chick who was popular etc, and then its like and she doesnt smoke, but they did all much cooler. *gets numb ass from sitting on wallet*

Itsd much easier trying to write for the audiance of this, i just have to focus on the parts of me that people find the least irratating, and because i have limited subject matter they can't get angry at me

have you noticed how a song can be happy whyn your happy and sad when your sad.

Grr I'm going to have to change the address of this again, and ask jenny not to link to the new address on her web site. i was going to keep this one private and only give out the address to a few choice (sexy) individuals. alas it was not to be. i mean sure i'm the most anti privacy person in the word, i really dont get the point of hiding things, a better understanding of each other makes for more friendyness well thats what i believe,

Right, remember, BE NORMAL ok. gotcha. looking cool. looking good. *gets soup all over face* fuck.

What, exactly, are friends supposed to be? For me theyre gerneally someone entertaingin / someone that makes me think / someone with lots of common interests. Theoretically then Jenny should be one of my best friends because she entertains me the most with her fantasies (bordering on obsession :P) with Chris Candlestickmaker and Craig Nicholls, and her Soccer Fans in cans. i wonder if she has a man in a can. ( bet she ahs a craig nicholls in a can) though ir eally dont get what she sees in him he looks like a cross between my brother and a trash can. AND she said pavel was ugly *cries* i ahve such horrible taste in everything, music, guys (except for one, who made everyone jealous and im sure turned some of the chicks on) , movies, fashion... etc. ANYWAYS. that would bring me to someone who makes me think, this person i would definately call one of my two best friends, Sam, he has made me think more than anyone else, because he doesnt give me anything that resembles answers leaves everything very vague so i have to figure out whats important, he even says some really stereotypical stuff, but when he says it, it seems to make sense. although usually for the few days after him i am REALLY confused. infact i was so confused for like a week that i got the impression that i most certainly was going insane, and i full freaked myself out :) and common interests, i think thats more of a everything comes in threes so i need a third thing. i actually dont think common things are important at all, i mena im best friends with Sam and Aaron Sam has almost nothing in common with me, hes popular cool, (incredibly good looking) smart has fore sight determination, does stuff, me, im working on all of that :) and Aaron, depressed sad quiet, smacks people with gold clubs (:P ) me loud happy hit people with sexual innuendo's and lawsuits :D and those two are both very *spending money is bad* for me what i have money? ew get rid of it, purchase shiny things.

on to the mushrooms

1 up mushroom to
Ingrid
for going to coffee with me, with 15 minuites notice


Poison Mushroom to
Sam
for sending me insane :P na seriously though he gets a Mega 1 up mushroom for succesfully engaging my mind and now the real poison mushroom goes to Apple/ nintendo for getting my hopes up about some ney hybrid iBook / iMac gamecube that you hook up to your computer when really it was just a coincidence that the "megaton" announcement of nitendo's and the new Digital lifestyle Device announcements fell on the same day, bastards

Mega Mushroom to
Midgets, poor bastards

mini mushroom to
russia, so that canada becomes the world's biggest country

Regular Mushroom To
"normality" my soap opera blog - located at 0pi.blogspot.com

Blue Freather Award to
Nintendo / Apple bast'ds

Well i figured if Jenny can have a cool blog that makes me laugh... then i'll just have to eat her. NOT in that sense, your sick jenny sick sick sick. i think im going to have to eat a few people, then i can get their sense of humour and be funnier then jenny mu ha ha ha... or not. i'd have like some laugh over load and end up going insane with laughter.... spooky i'm going to skip the shit and go straight to today's musroom awards (with an explanation of each one

1 up mushroom
something good, something cool, ...something blue?
This goes to: jenny's rent-a-soccer-crowd well.. except for the riot part

Poison Mushroom
Soemthing bad BOOOO
Aaron's lame ass reason for not going out for coffee " it wasnt organisedx enough" ok there were two people going, me and him. we go to coffe at 7:00 then he can either sleep over or get pciked up. normally things are organised so that it doest fall ont eh same day as something esle and for notice, well getting a lift there was no problem and if he slept over then there would be nothing else for hiim to do, bah!!! (oh and Aaron hitting me on the head with a golf club, i mean OUCH though i cried for an only semi related reason, which is (hopefully) over now)

Wait We Have A Tie For The Poison Mushroom

Ther is also sydney uni / maquarie community college for offering a whole slew of abscure languages (i mean really who speaks dutch or "english?") but not offering portuguese!!! bastards.

Mega Mushroom
Its from the new mario party (4) make something bigger, more obvious
My sense of humour so it can compete with jenny

Mini Mushroom
Also from MP4 makes something smaller (the opposite of the Mega Mushroom)
my sudden bout of B.O. i stink like a dirty italian :P

Regular Mushroom
just for something that deserves notice
the moose song YAY

Now for some other awards that i feel like making up

The Blue Feather Award
something that seems to be covering everything or taking over my mind (my room was flooded withg blue feathers ...then i got dumped )
figuring out where to go in july, damnit i should tell you the new york story, but if your someone worth telling it to you already know (well except caroline because she's pissed at me)